Thursday, November 27, 2014
Wednesday, November 26, 2014
Tuesday, November 25, 2014
Monday, November 24, 2014
The thing I like most about 'Dicte' is that the super hot Iben Hjejle isn't even the hottest woman on that show
Posted by Dr. MVM at 12:37 AM
Sunday, November 23, 2014
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Friday, November 21, 2014
Thursday, November 20, 2014
How cool is that? I love how the internet brings us closer together.
Wednesday, November 19, 2014
I don't give a crap about molecular gastronomy. I couldn't care less if some asshole figured out a way to spend six hours in a sweaty kitchen turning beets into something that's supposed to taste like chocolate pig testicles. The fact that you can cook perfect soft boiled eggs every time in some kind of machine doesn't do a thing for me. I hate all that crap, in fact go ahead and put it in a plastic bag, shove it in a boiler, and sous vide it up your classically trained French chef butt.
Also, Anthony Bourdain? What a insufferable asshole. Braying, misogynist, overrated, lousy writing asshole. He's the Guy Fieri of the gourmet food set.
In fact, most all TV food personalities make me stabby. They make me ever so glad I cut off our cable years ago. I can't stand most any of them except for one:
How do I love thee Vivian? Let me count that ways...
I love her because she's not pretentious. She's not running around pretending to be something she's not. I love her because she's no longer part of that uber awful New York city food world. She's real, she's in North Carolina, and she's honest.
And she doesn't cook that pretentious crap that's been anointed as the next big thing out of New York that we're all supposed to fawn over, that's going to make us jizz in our pants, and make us whole once again. She cooks great looking food that's been grown in her region of the country. She takes the best of what's around her and she turns it into great looking edible food. What she does, from what I can tell from her TV show, is art. It's not rocket science, it's not pretension dressed up as supper, it's good looking edible food that doesn't pretend to be something it's not.
I also love her because she's in my part of the country. I've been by the city she works and lives in. I've been to some of the places she goes to buy food. I've been to the beach towns she's been to. And one day, I'm going to go to her restaurants and I'm going to eat her food. I'm not ever going to those places that awful Bourdain raves about. I'm not going to Emeril's restaurants so he can sweat and grimace over my food. And no, I'm not going to go to a Gordon Ramsay restaurant because I don't want him berating anyone who's made my supper. But Vivian's The Chef and the Farmer is within driving distance and one day I'm going to go in her place and she's going to make me something good to eat, something honest, something grown and raised near her. And I'm going to eat it and be happy.
Monday, November 17, 2014
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Sunday, November 16, 2014
Saturday, November 15, 2014
Thursday, November 13, 2014
Wednesday, November 12, 2014
Monday, November 10, 2014
- Canadian Ted Cruz says the net neutrality is Obamacare for the internet. I'm pretty sure he doesn't understand what net neutrality means and that if Obama publicly said he opposed stabbing babies and then fucking the life out of them Cruz would say that Jesus commands us to stab babies and then fuck the life out of their bodies.
- Prime Minister Stephen Harper's political party has ordered scientists associated with the government not to publicly disclose the facts about the rate the ice is melting. He's going to win the fight against climate change by not letting pesky facts out. When the ice melts and the Atlantic conveyor shuts down, not one god damn conservative voting Canadian or politician should be allowed to escape to the USA.
Sunday, November 9, 2014
Friday, November 7, 2014
As of 11-9-2014, Sunday 6:19 PM it's gotten nearly 19,000 likes and reblogs.
As of Monday 11-10-2014, 12:54 AM, over 29,000 likes and reblogs.
As of Wednesday 11-12-2014, 12:34 AM, nearly 57,000 likes and reblogs.
The hits have slowed but they're still coming in. It's gotten over over 62,000 likes and reblogs as of 11-13-2014.
Thursday, November 6, 2014
Wednesday, November 5, 2014
In the last midterms the Democrats got their clocks cleaned, lost a bunch of seats, and I said they'd move to the right, which would be the wrong thing to do since voters want them to be Democrats not 'Republican lite.' And after the drubbing they took last night, history proved me right. In race after race they ran to the right, they ran away from Obama, from Obamacare, from core issues and traditional positions that made Democrats win in previous elections.
And they're getting ready to do it again because Democrats are like dinosaurs, they have small brains and they refuse to learn. They're going to move further to the right and they're going to point at the far left of their party and blame them for losses they suffered last night. They'll do this even though voters in Republican led states like Nebraska and Arkansas voted overwhelmingly for minimum wage hikes, voters in Alaska voted for marijuana legalization, and voters in San Francisco voted for a $15 an hour living wage hike. Traditional Democratic party issues are winners, yet current Democrats run from them like they're poison.
No one shoots themselves in the foot better and with more elan than Democrats.
Tuesday, November 4, 2014
Monday, November 3, 2014
Ms. Hickox went to Africa to actually help people who were suffering with a dread disease. She didn't sit around and watch Fox News and snipe at people for having the guts to put their life on the line to help others in their hour of need. She actually got off her ass and went to serve others. I don't know if she's a Christian or not but she embodies the words attributed to Jesus that say, "What you have done for the least of me, you have done for me." She's a hero.
And if you bitch that she should be in some quarantine to make a political point or to embarrass President Obama, then you're not only a horrible person, you're a shit stain on the underwear of life. Do me a favor if you think she's an awful person, go fuck yourself and stop reading this blog.
Sunday, November 2, 2014
I got a spam email that said, "I sent you a proposal 2 days from now. I need a reply."
My reply was: "If you sent it two days from now, I haven't gotten yet. However, the moment I invent a time machine I will go two days into the future to see what your proposal says, if I like the looks of it I will go back in time to answer you. But what I'm afraid of is that when I go forward in time I will do something that will irreparably damage the time space continuum and there is a very real possibility that when I go backwards in time to address your proposal that I may disrupt the future that I have already been to, which means that I may not have opened your proposal yet and that perhaps I will alter our current timelines so much so that maybe your parents didn't meet and did not have a child that turned out to be you. So, keeping all that in mind, I think I'll just skip it and go about my life with out ever knowing what your proposal was, is, or will be."