Recent studies confirm that the guy you know from Downton Abbey
Wednesday, September 17, 2014
Tuesday, September 16, 2014
Sunday, September 14, 2014
I got attacked by a B grade celebrity yesterday on Facebook. I called her out on a 'joke' she made that equated all New York city postal employees with the terrorists in ISIS. She didn't like being called out by someone who wasn't at least as famous as she was so she called me a fool and told me to fuck off. She also tried to use the Joan Rivers "Oh calm down, it's just a joke!" defense and when I called her on that, she and her loyal minions really went off.
Before the internet she'd have gotten away with this kind of 'joke' and considered herself the height of wit, but today, since she posted that shit on Facebook, she's got to answer for making slurs against working people and she damn sure doesn't like it. But I fucking love holding her and people like her responsible for their comments.
Saturday, September 13, 2014
I was wrong. Roger Godell does need to lose his job over this Ray Rice business. Someone sent a tape of the incident to the NFL offices months ago. It staggers the imagination to think Goodell didn't see it. He's been clumsy and ham fisted during this whole situation. No one outside of the mouth breathers who worship Rush the fat drug addict believes him.
He's got to go.
Friday, September 12, 2014
Thursday, September 11, 2014
Wednesday, September 10, 2014
Tuesday, September 9, 2014
Yes, Ray Rice did an awful thing and he should be suspended for the year.
No, he should not be banned for life from the NFL.
Yes, Stephen A. Smith is right when he says that if the NFL will have Michael Vick back then it should take Rice back after his suspension.
No, Smith did not equate women with dogs when he said that if Vick can come back then so should Price. What he did was compare two awful things two black males did.
Yes, the NFL didn't get this disaster right when it only gave Rice a two game suspension. But they subsequently did make the necessary changes that will make sure they get it right from now on.
No, there does not need to be mass firings at the NFL head office over this. But there does need to some over the way they're ducking the concussion disaster.
Yes, these are my opinions.
No, I don't care if you agree with me or not.
No, at no time am I asking and nor will I ask that you adopt my opinions as your own.
And also, I don't give a shit if you stop reading this blog because my opinion clashes with yours.
Monday, September 8, 2014
Sunday, September 7, 2014
Saturday, September 6, 2014
Friday, September 5, 2014
Thursday, September 4, 2014
I am not one of those people who are mourning the passing of Joan Rivers. She was a horrible woman who cloaked her bigotry and disdain for others, especially the Palestinian people, in her 'humor.' And if you dared tell her she was being awful towards others, she cry in a shrill voice, "Freedom of speech!" or "I'm just joking!"
Ugh, good riddance.
Wednesday, September 3, 2014
If she awake when you have sex against her will with her and she remember it, that shit is rape. If she's asleep and she don't wake up and she never finds out about it, you in the clear. If you stick food in her instead of your penis, you ain't raped her because food ain't got no sex organs. But if you stick food in her instead of yo dick, y'all stupid, especially if she passed out and can't remember it, because remember, it ain't rape if she don't remember it. That shit is just science y'all.
So remember, don't do it if she gonna remember and don't waste food, do your business when she's out and then eat that food. Y'all feel me?
Tuesday, September 2, 2014
Monday, September 1, 2014
And now, because I can, I'm going to end this post with a photo of one of my pretend British comedy girlfriends, the lovely Raquel Cassidy.