Saturday, February 6, 2016

Little animals, big smiles


Miniature equines make me squeal with delight.

Friday, February 5, 2016

Chasing my muse while I can


I'm making art I like again and I have a shit ton of things to scan, so light blogging for the foreseeable future.  But I'm still on Facebook a fair bit.  I'll see you when I see you.

Wednesday, February 3, 2016

I want to go to there

Holy hubba hubba, what a collection of females!

Tuesday, February 2, 2016

Why you buggin'?

1970's romance comics are the best.

Monday, February 1, 2016

Cheer up America!

The day we long for is nearly here.

The day we can stop hearing the word 'Iowa' for another four years is nearly here!

Seriously though, fuck Iowa. Fuck all that Monsanto corn and soybean shit state to fucking hell.  Fucking cow shit stained Midwestern fucks.

Saturday, January 30, 2016

A few new works






Thursday, January 28, 2016

How to tell if you're trapped in a Nick Lowe song


  • You operate a telephone switchboard and your name is Susan.
  • You're in love with a telephone switchboard operator named Susan.
  • You made an American squirm and it felt so right.
  • You spent Christmas at the airport.
  • You keep planning to write the book about your love but somehow you haven't gotten around to it yet, but you know that when you do write it and it gets published, it's going to be a hit.
  • You're half a boy and half a man.
  • You're cruel to be kind.
  • You wonder what's so funny about peace, love, and understanding.
  • You knew the bride when she used to rock and roll
  • You love the sound of breaking glass.
  • You're looking for a lover in the heart of the city.
  • You remember the night when the kid tried to cut off his right arm in a bid to save a bit of power.
  • You live on a battlefield.
  • You've got seven nights to rock and seven nights to roll with your ragin' eyes.
  • You trained her to love you then you broke her heart.
  • You say all men are liars and that's the truth.
  • You know what's shakin' on the hill.
  • You're a Gaijin man in the land of the rising sun.
  • You're gonna build a jumbo ark, a stretch 747.
  • You know what the rose of England says.

Tuesday, January 26, 2016

I know my heart will go on

My annual cardiology check up went fine yesterday. So stop worrying , I'm not going to die any time soon.

Sunday, January 24, 2016

Snow daze

We got about 8" of snow on top of the 4" we already had.

And yes, we know how to drive in the snow here in the mountains.


And we know all about snow removal as well.


We also know all about how to dress up our kids in winter weather too.

So really, don't bother telling us how you do winter weather shit up north because we don't give a fuck.

Saturday, January 23, 2016

It's still snowing...

...and I thought the world needed more whiteness, so here's Greta Gerwig.

Friday, January 22, 2016

My new British intellectual crush

What is it about Professor Amanda Vickery that I love so much?  

Is it her beauty?  Her adorable bob haircut?  Her accent? 

Her understated fashion sense?  Her brains?  Her TV presence?  The way she makes everything seem so engrossing? 

Is it the way she runs her hand through her bob as she tells us what she wants us to know?  Is it her hypnotic cleavage?

It's all that and the fact that she is so passionate about whatever she's talking about.  I'm smitten with you Ms. Vickery, you intellectual vixen.

Thursday, January 21, 2016

Light blogging ahead

I'm finally getting over the flu, Sparky is still in the throes of it, and now it's all snowpocalypse here for the next few days, so my hands are full taking care of things.  So, enjoy this photo o the flawless Hayley Atwell while I deal with everything.


She is pure perfection.

Tuesday, January 19, 2016

Monday, January 18, 2016

Martin Luther King Jr, liberal lion


Friday, January 15, 2016

Let me guess

In 1970 I bet they were smoking weed, dropping acid, and fucking like rabbits.

Wednesday, January 13, 2016

Feeling better now

I finally kicked that cold/flu that I had, but not before giving it to Sparky.

Tuesday, January 12, 2016

What do you ladies love these days?

"Equal pay."

"David Bowie."

"Jesus Alou."

"The guy who's eating me out under this ridiculous dress."

"Vinegar and water martinis."

"Muffs."

"Cake.  Let me eat cake."

Sunday, January 10, 2016

Heal me Jesus

This cold I have is killing me slowly.

Friday, January 8, 2016

Sideboob!


Thursday, January 7, 2016

You know what's embarrassing?

Having a cousin who actually believes that Obama is going to try to take his guns and who gives a link to a web post by Allen West as his 'proof.'  I am ashamed to be related to someone so stupid.

Tuesday, January 5, 2016

Clothes make the man



"You look as fearsome as I do in this ridiculous collar."

Sunday, January 3, 2016

Give them what they want

White Christian terrorists in Oregon have taken over a federal building in order to protest one of their own getting convicted of deliberately setting fires on federal land.  These right wing ammosexuals want a confrontation with the government and they want to provoke violence so they can become martyrs to the 'small gubbmint' movement.  I say we give these lawbreaking assholes what they want and we send in troops with their guns blazing.  These frightened little weasels will run like rabbits when confronted with the reality that no one shares their world view or their delusions.

Friday, January 1, 2016

Sometimes, it all comes together

When I came up with this idea to spread some of my art worldwide, this is exactly how I envisioned this project working:

I sent a dozen free art cards to my friend Debbie in Nicaragua, she began leaving them around for others to find,

a female tourist from Germany was delighted to find one, and she was even more delighted when she found out it was free and that she could keep it.

Not everything has a price.  Not everything is done for money or to make profit.  This free art card project is all about spreading free art.

Free means free.  Fuck capitalism.

Thursday, December 31, 2015

Final canned meat update of the year

Heh, heh, heh, someone 'boned' that chicken.

Wednesday, December 30, 2015

Blogging is for the birds

Holiday commitments, this crazy warm weather, and laziness have prevented me from blogging.  It's not like you miss me anymore anyway, but I'll try to do better.

Sunday, December 27, 2015

Free means free


One of the librarians at my local library found one of my free art cards in a book and was going to give it back to me.  My friend, the head librarian, said he’d take it.  Some people just can’t grasp the concept of someone giving something away for free.  A part of this free art card project is the anti capitalist aspect of it.  Not everything is done for monetary gain and not everything must have a price and be bought and sold.  Things can be free and given away for free.  

Saturday, December 26, 2015

Here's your fitness instructor, she wants a word with you

"We don't celebrate Boxing Day in the USA.


But if we did...

...it would be totally fine if you wanted to punch that racist misogynist jingoistic bully Donald Trump in the nards...

,,,because it's Boxing Day after all!  Boo ya!"

Thursday, December 24, 2015

It's Christmas eve, get jiggy with it


Wednesday, December 23, 2015

Smoke 'em if you got 'em



Tuesday, December 22, 2015

Join me!


I’m still looking for more folks to help in my free art card project. Here’s how it works: You send me your name and address and I send you a dozen free art cards to leave where others can find and take them if they wish and you take and send me a few photos of where you leave them. Most people leave them inside books, menus, on bulletin boards, etc. I’m looking for people to help spread them worldwide. Let’s collaborate and spread free art.