Comrades, I have come from beyond the grave to give you the following answers:
- Yes.
- A moldy doughnut.
- Henry Kissinger.
- Two tractors and a microphone.
- Olga Korbut.
- The Erie Canal.
- Marsupials.
- 340.
- Videotapes.
- Two squirrels would never board a train in Cincinnati, so the question is moot.
- Evelyn Umphries.
- The New Bruise by Jesus Cross and the True Nails.
- Siberian women.
- Nickelback.
- Waiting in line for all of eternity.
I hope these answers help in your five year plan to find the truth. Now, someone, give me a carton of American cigarettes before I disappear...hurry up...god damn it...you're too slow...fuck it...I'm breaking up...
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