Tuesday, June 30, 2015

Lingering questions about last week's marriage equality ruling

"Does one of the men getting married have to wear a dress?"

"What if I'm fine with jiggery but not pokery?"

"Where my grandbabies at?"

"Do I have to blow all the guys at the wedding after party?  Or can I just blow the best man and all the groomsmen?"

"How soon can I divorce my uncaring and unfeeling cheating cold fish of a husband and find a nice juicy passionate female to marry?"

"Are you coming on to me?"

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